William Shakespare
William Shakespeare infobox
Appearances 1
Debut Episode Deceased (In Real Life)
Alive (In Celebrity Deatmatch Timeline)
Voiced by The End of the Real World
 William Shakespeare (April 26, 1564 - April 23, 1616) was an English poet and playwright often considered to be one of the best playwrights of all time. He is best known for plays such as "Hamlet", "Othello", "King Lear", "Julius Caesar", "Romeo and Juliet", "The Taming of the Shrew" and "Macbeth". 


Shakespeare appears wearing clothes commonly seen during the 16th century. 

Celebrity DeathmatchEdit

Shakespeare is brough back via the Time Machine, appearing to be appalled upon seeing the Deatmatch fans drinking beer. Nick Diamond brings him up to speed about rap music before his match with Busta Rhymes

Busta hits Shakespeare two times in the face when their match starts, and dodges Shakespeare's punch. Busta then insults Shakespeare for having skinny legs like a chicken and a having a big head like an egg, angering Shakespeare, who slams Busta's head into the turnbuckle several times before grabbing him and kneeing him in the face and throwing him down.

Busta grabs Shakespeare and slams him down on the mat and jumping on his back, doing "New school moves". Busta then punches Shakespeare several times in the face in different directions. Busta then extends his arm, which stretches out and comes back, punching Shakespeare who goes flying across the ring. 

Shakespeare then pulls out a crossbow attached to his codpiece and fires an arrow at Busta, which misses and shoots an audience member in the chest. Shakespeare then attaches an automatic arrow piece and shoots several arrows at Busta, who runs in fear and hides inside of the time machine. 

One of the arrows shoots the input area of the time machine, causing it to malfunction and send Busta back into 1589. Due to Busta's teleportation back to time, Shakespeare is the winner by default.